shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush

1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.

by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016

shpooge

semen that has been ejaculated in, or while wearing, shpants

Hey, you might not want to touch those shpants in the hamper. They've got my shpooge on them.

by Mistress Prissy Pants' Grill June 29, 2008

spoose

A person who tries to convince someone into never having sex

person-dont have sex, hun.
other person- ok, never never!

by Matt Razz June 20, 2004

shpoopel

to have someone finger your asshole.

I was hooking up with my TA last night and he shpoopeled me hardcore.

by putondemerde September 14, 2011

shpooze

see jizz

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

spooser

I combination of a spoon and scissor. Usually found at Olive Garden.

We will need a spooser for this salad.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Smith April 20, 2014

shpoofed

To be so incredibly off the bean that all you can say is "I'm so shpoofed"

Friend 1: Yo are you feeling it yet?
Friend 2: I'm so fucking shpoofed

by BoyBoy69 March 1, 2019