spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Spend the night at the Zoo

Basically it means to get laid.

Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!

by Sodafizz April 9, 2011

Spendonomics

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.

That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!

by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009

Spendthrift

–noun
1. a person who spends possessions or money extravagantly or wastefully; prodigal.
–adjective
2. wastefully extravagant; prodigal.

The female species usually tends to be a spendthrift species.

by MPparrot April 16, 2007

spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

spend the ben

To turn the corner fast and light you the fuck up

Don't make me spend the ben

by Fool of a dummy July 18, 2017