shpants

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

by CrimsonVoid January 14, 2008

Shantzy

Gangsta term used to define ANYTHING. Can be used as a noun, verb, adj., etc;

Man that nigga Scott was ballin off the Shantzy

by A7Xfan2012rjay September 10, 2010

shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

by BBGUNZ March 10, 2008

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything. Shantz! is also nothing. The question, then, is what is Un-Shantz!?

Shantz! you!
I went Shantz!ing last night.
I'm wearing my new Shantz!.
Shantz!

by James Scanlan March 19, 2003

shpants

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything and nothing. It is most commonly used in place of offending words, although, since it has no meaning, Shantz! cannot be used to get one into any trouble.

I Shantz!ed your mom last night, and she liked it.)
Eat Shantz!, a**hole!
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Shantz! yourself?

by Justin Morrow March 19, 2003

shpants

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"

Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.

by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011