A type of sexual attraction towards a man or woman's shoulders. One with a shoulder kink likes broad shoulders and is turned on by someone with said shoulders.
1: Man, did you see Tom yesterday?
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.
by KenjiMatsu October 29, 2017
Get the shoulder kink mug.When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.
Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
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When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.
The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.
The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.
I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that
by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010
Get the Shoulder Joke mug.Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.
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Get the ride the shoulder mug.A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.
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