Shotgun Shits 

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.

That Mexican food gave me the shotgun shits

Shotgun Shits by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008

shotgun straws 

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

shotgun straws by roflcoper June 1, 2009

shotgun shits 

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

shotgun shits by Lit fam March 8, 2017

shotgun skeet 

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

shotgun skeet by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

shotgun shell 

Taking a pinch of dip the size of a shotgun shell

A step down from the horseshoe

Did you see that huge pinch he just took?! That thing was a shotgun shell!

shotgun shell by gumballler May 12, 2009

Break it down shotgun-style 

A military term used both literally and metaphorically:

1) To remove the rear pin on an M16 rifle, allowing the rifle to fold open to reveal the internal parts. This is similar to how a double-barrel shotgun folds open for loading.

2) To explain something in a very simple and clear fashion.

3) To bend a standing woman forward for sex.

1) "Take your weapon and break it down shotgun-style for inspection by the armorer."

2) "Look, let me break it down shotgun-style: the colonel thinks your scenario is shit."

3) "As soon as we finish up this op, you can all go home, grab the little lady and break her down shotgun-style."

Break it down shotgun-style by Gyreneisms November 1, 2009

Shotgun Sheri 

The embodiment of fun, love, and amazing friendship. Sheri never fails to cheer you up or make you giggle. Sheri is also known to make one horny.

Sheri you are so funny! *humps your leg*

Shotgun Sheri by Knickers June 17, 2004