shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shortify

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

by David Christo September 14, 2008

Shortsky

The motorboating of one's genital region. Whereas a motorboat is done to one's chestal region, a Shortsky is performed upon the southern nether regions of one's genital area.

1. So I was hooking-up with this chick last night and while she was going down on me, she Shortskyed my nuts!

2. You Shortskyin' sonfa bitch....you old sailor you!

by R.M.S. October 24, 2009

shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003

shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009