1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.
2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."
1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."
2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."
2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
by Ponderer June 10, 2009
Get the shortiest mug.shortlisted (v) — a term used to try to convince unwitting job applicants they're not being duped into subservient working conditions.
Congratulations! You have been shortlisted as a finalist for our job opening. We don't give a shit about anything except increasing our bottom line and think a superficial step in the interview process will make you more invested in our substandard offer. We'll gauge how likely you are to accept the position based on your enthusiasm. If you sound very eager, we may even lower the salary we planned to offer you!
by noiseboise January 17, 2019
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A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.
by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006
Get the bomb ass shortie mug.When you're talking to someone (mostly takes place in online chat conversations) and all they do is respond with the very annoying, aggravating word "Okay." Hence "shortlining." It usually happens when you're talking about something important too.
Joe: Hey how was your day?
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.
by wunaduba May 3, 2012
Get the Shortlining mug.A state of mind, or being, where you want to use short forms and acronyms for every single word. This can be attributed to 2 primary causes:
1. Sheer laziness
2. A desperate attempt by the speaker to sound "with it" and cool
1. Sheer laziness
2. A desperate attempt by the speaker to sound "with it" and cool
by RomeoKilla March 18, 2014
Get the Shortformy mug.1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at Wawa convenience stores, preceded by the Junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the Classic (10 inch) and 2-footer.
2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
*Guy #1- Man, "Tiffany" is my Shorti MeatBall. I mean, I'm usually not into chicks under 5-3, but Damn! Her butt and boobs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller...
*Guy #2- Got that right...
*Guy #2- Got that right...
by joe757 December 21, 2008
Get the Shorti MeatBall mug.My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.
by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019
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