Shortcuck

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

shortbus

A person who feels the urge to ride a shortbus with the rest of the retards because he thinks he is one!

Randolfia Scazibus

by Shortbus January 26, 2004

Shortbus Renegade

a rockband consisting of Nick and Jake

I want to be in the Shortbus Renegade like Jake and Nick

by Nick and Jake August 6, 2008

Shortbus

Myspace Internet Punk who recently had a kid.
Best Friends with Glam Trash Face.
Likes Trogdor. TROGDORRRRRR
Adores Domination.

"Yo did you see that dude shortbus! hes so rad"

by asianrice May 10, 2008

shortbus

Current bad featuring former members of popular 90's band sublime!

The shortbus show was great, but they could've played more sublime songs!

by sean April 5, 2005

Storebucks

The cheap, store-brand attempts at fancy coffee. Generally sold at an inflated price, in similar packaging to Starbucks specialty coffee flavors.

Man 1: "Dude, I was at the store yesterday and I made the mistake of buying some Harris Teeter brand coffee."

Man 2: "Yeah, I never mess with Storebucks."

Similar to G.I. Joe

by PiratePuck35 May 11, 2009

Shortback

An ironic name because of the peoples hair styles, (short back and sides) with thier hair style genrally bieng long. Shortbacks are groups of people, mainly males, who usually have long hair, listen to any type of rock music and wear straight leg or slim fit jeans.

Look at that bunch of shortbacks!

by SheffieldShortback May 15, 2010