Storebucks

The cheap, store-brand attempts at fancy coffee. Generally sold at an inflated price, in similar packaging to Starbucks specialty coffee flavors.

Man 1: "Dude, I was at the store yesterday and I made the mistake of buying some Harris Teeter brand coffee."

Man 2: "Yeah, I never mess with Storebucks."

Similar to G.I. Joe

by PiratePuck35 May 11, 2009