Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018

shopgifting

The act of leaving trash or any unwanted items on the shelves at a store instead of throwing them away or returning them. A common thing that happens at Walmart.

"I caught a guy shopgifting, he left a Starbucks cup in the toilet paper aisle."

by SpidersGiveMeBoners July 21, 2022

Shoplifting

Well, REE-lon and CuckerJew are allowed to do it so why can't everybody else, right?

Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021

window shoplifting

when the arcane trickster uses mage hand on an item in the shop's window.
or
you can watch this video Window Shoplifting | Magic for Humans by Justin Willman it perfectly shows it.

Paladin: "Where did you get that?" pointing at the miscellaneous item in the rogue hand
Rogue: "I did a little widow shoplifting"
Paladin: "Don't you mean window shopping?"
Rogue: "Nope, window shoplifting."

by ein Baguette April 12, 2023

swedish shoplifting

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.

We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting

by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023