Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

shoewanker

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015

American Shoemaker

When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.

I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

by Nishnob October 26, 2015

Shoemaker

A short guy who works out but he is missing a chromosome

Man that guy over there is a shoemaker

by Flexseal November 6, 2018

shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.

Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!

by Fer Serial January 11, 2008

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011