Shnuckle

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.

"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."

by The Normandy February 6, 2012

shmup

The Contra games are run 'n gunners you twit, not shmups.

Gradius, Batsugun, Gaiares, Ikaruga, Zero Gunner 2, Gunbird, Soukyugurentai -- those are shmups.

Contra, Alien Hominid, Gunforce, Gunstar Heroes, Gunner's Heaven -- those are run 'n gunners.

by LoneSage December 27, 2004

shnap

The act of taking a shit and napping at the same time. Usually done in office work settings, the shnap allows one to nap at work without getting hassled by the boss.

I was mad drunk last night, so I had to take an hour shnap in the handicap stall(ahh shnap).

by dale_e3 August 30, 2005

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006

Shnoppledanger

YOU.

Karl, your such a shnoppledanger.

by KKVL May 24, 2010

Shmupload

A Mobile upload to facebook that is just plain shit.

Can vary from boring selfies to pictures of well cooked meals .. generally stuff that no one else, other than the offender cares about.

The Shmupload is often accompanied by a pointless title stating the blindingly obvious e.g "my din dins <3"

by powerranger234 July 23, 2012

oh shnaps

exclamation used when in awe of someone

"I got a 1600 on the SATSs" "Oh shnaps!"

by Jared White October 17, 2002