shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Shmuffin

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

shmuc

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

by speech teach October 10, 2019

shmohawk

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

by idiotech66 January 14, 2008

Shmuk

A real nigga who pulls all the bitches

Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica.

by crshthwhp May 13, 2020

Shmucklehead

The combination of the words shmuck and knucklehead.

"I can't believe Derek spilled water on his lap!"
"I know, what a shmucklehead!"

by Patrick J. Butler January 3, 2015