shmicko

describes that is considered good/cool/awesome

wow that guys hair is pretty shmicko

by asadfagahjkal September 19, 2007

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

smirk emoji

An emoji you give a girl or boy when you want to climb into bed with them for more than a cuddle

hey Matt (smirk emoji)

by JKrollin April 16, 2016

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

Shmikey

Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.

1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“

2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”

by Epicdav.com December 28, 2019

shirkle

shiney + sparkley, CREATED BY MEMBER WHO CREATED THIS ACCOUNT!!

Kaylee: Look at the stars!
Nova: Such shirkle!

by meowmewo uwu February 10, 2021

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007