Shimko

A really, really smelly fart, that lingers in a humid room for hours.

Oh man, somebody Shimko'd in here!

by JPC69420 February 28, 2009

shmipod

a very SHITTY ipod. not meaning working but for real like someone threw it in a pile of shit

LMFAO you have a shmipod!

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Sumiko

probably the hottest babe ever alive. she is SUPER sexy. and with her catch phrase "Juuuusssstttiiiinnnn!" whats not to love? she is also the owner of the well known Sumiko express. she is married to jürgen (aka owner of jürgen's bar & grill) is a major sargent in the german nazi army. their two sons are justin (the smart assed jap kamikaze) and kevin (the meth and video game addict who loves to sit in the basement with no lights playing video games in the climax of his crazy meth adventures) and then theres lea. but you shouldnt get me started on her cuz that will take forever.

So me and Sumiko last night...

by Mitchell Cardin July 3, 2009

shmike

Italian guido boys found mainly in northern New Jersey and Staten Island. They take hours to get ready to go out to clubs just so they can get pictures taken of them in groups by club promoter websites. They brook out their hair, shave their facial hair into chinstraps, wear huge girl sunglasses that cover half of their face with a slight mirror tint to them, wear only black or white clothing, and drive their parents 2 year old Mercedes Benzes and BMWs. In high school they sold tickets at half price to the hottest clubs in NYC at a 60% discount and they took steroids. They love to blast techno music, take ecstasy and snort cocaine, and go down the shore to Seaside Heights/Ortley/Lavalette (which they've completely ruined in the past decade) in their wifebeaters just to start fights with anyone that they don't know. Most of them love to show off their true italian heritage (which means they are about 2% italian) by flaunting the italian flag or the word 'italia' everywhere they go. You do not want to cross paths with this type because they know in their head they can win a fight with anyone they see, ever.

Tommy from MTV's True Life is a shmike, the gotti boys are shmikes, 99% of the people from staten island are shmikes

by shmiker December 1, 2006

Shimkoff

a fag

man that kid is a shimkoff

by LolCMonkees December 17, 2008

Shmik

Something extraordinarily fuckin gooood

Bitchhhhh, those hotdogs were fuckin shmik as!

by Yundon_dogz February 17, 2018

shikot

1.When you haven't had a wank in like a month then you cum loads and it gets all over your hand
2.when you ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet in class and she says no then you shit yourself and it goes over a load of people including your girlfriend and no one is aloud in that room for a week

Pewdiepie said what a shikotting nigger

Keemstar said every body in the chat type Alex is a shikotting nigger

by Supin May 10, 2018