Shmexy

My way of describing sexy in a sarcastic or stupid way

Jason- Hey Bae!
Bae- Hey Jay
Jason- you look shmexy!
Bae- Wtf

by 🫐 December 22, 2020

Shmexy

Used to describe someone who's sexy, but in a wierd way. It's very rare to find someone who everyone will agree is shmexy, as it all comes down to personal taste in the end.

Guy 1: "eeew look at the state of her! She looks like Jay Leno and a pig had a kid!"

Guy 2: "hey, she isn't that bad. In fact, I think she's pretty hot.She's kinda shmexy, yano?"

Guy 1: "now you mention it, she is....in a shmexy kind of way...."

by RonWeasley94 November 29, 2010

Shmexy

Sexy and hot. Cooler than a bag of ice.

Yo dude look at that shmexy ass cow

by ilikeducks December 22, 2016

shmexi

a funner way of saying sexy because...well you know its fun...

dang! lauren and lexi are so shmexi!

by lauren bp December 20, 2007

Shmexy

When your personality is as beautiful as you are = shmexy.

Katie is so shmexy, she always lights up the room with her smile.

by Kaykay 1206 June 26, 2016

Shmexy pr0ns

(Adj.) Term used to describe REALLY hot, sexy porn, Porn that makes your dick so hard it can cut diamonds.

Guy 1: Dude, you gotta check out *insert porn site name here* it has really shmexy pr0ns.

Guy 2: Alright, I think I'll give it a look, thanks bro.

shmexy pr0ns

by thejackster93 November 3, 2010

shmexy bichey

Funny, cute, hot she is fun energetic and awesome to be around and even though she can gets sad she's an amazing friend and is always there for her friends so she always has friends that have her back :) if you have a Heidi in your life then never ever let her go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uchh you have heidi in your life..... i wish i had a heidi in my life

ik im soo lucky to have a shmexy bichey

by shmexy bichey May 10, 2013