ShmeShme

A clever word used in substitution for boner from the penal area. Either used to be more child friendly around people or to confuse people who do not know what it means. The amount of "shme"s added refers to the size of the boner. Therfore,a small boner is a "shme" and the particularily large one is a "shmeshmeshme"

Woman 1 "Did you see the size of that guy's shmeshme?
Woman 2 "Yes! It was huge! Almost a shmeshmeshme!"

Girl 1: "How was the shmeshme?"
Small Child: "Wait what is a shmeshme?"
Girl 2: "It was pretty good, don't worry little kid it is a fruit"

by ShmeShme March 4, 2009

Sheems

Sheems is legit. Sheems is someone you want to be friends with because she will always have your back. She is smart in school and has high goals for herself, she wont be let donw in life. She makes you feel better no matter what and i love her.

Sheems is my sister <3

by ning&ging April 20, 2010

Shmeksa Latnas

A name you call your friends when you think their brain is the size of a raisin

"I post fortnite wins on snapchat".
"Shut up you Shmeksa Latnas".

by Squablle September 14, 2018

Shmesh

when used in verb form, it can translate into having sexual intercourse (fuck) with someone or thing.

mane, I wanna shmesh itzy
mane wanna shmesh
oh! bed shmesh time
shmesh?
Netflix and shmesh

by shnekmane April 8, 2019

Shmeese burger

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

shems

this is a person who loved by everyone. they have a nice humor. they know what to do and not to do.it’s their job. they care about their friends. their love language is touching,hugging etc.i bet they are the nicest people you’ve ever seen

yeah i know shems,she’s pretty cool

by urmomsfavorite November 19, 2021

Aunty Shmegs

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.

“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”

by Samwitch August 19, 2020