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Shmegma Effect

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
by queen202mell March 10, 2017
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shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there
Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth
by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017
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dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.
I received a Dutch Shmegma
by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016
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Shmegma

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.
We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.
by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022
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Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.
by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018
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Shmegma

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass
by Rubber dukie July 21, 2021
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Shmegma

Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo
by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025
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