shmeezle

what people in randolph, new jersey call nicotine

yo, pass the “shmeezle”.

by anonymous September 11, 2022

smeedle

a cute teenage girl of mixed-origins who wins the hearts of everyone she comes in contact with

smeedle is the greatest and really deserves tickets to Canadian Idol

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Shmeeple

the blue m&m that drinks green pee. it's green pee, not gatorade lemon lime. ITS GREEN PEE.

Guy: who drank the green pee?
Guy2: Shmeeple did!!

by ana69 November 30, 2019

smeedle

A gay man trapped in a teenage girl's body

A virtual forum posting godess!

Smeedles are also commonly found watching the telly and sitting at the computer getting CTS.

She's smeedle!

by Joe Bliney September 11, 2003

smeedle

Often found clinging to Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and Ben Mulroney memorabilia

She's so crazy about (celebrity name here), she's acting like a smeedle.

by Poop McGoop September 13, 2003

shneedlehurfen

dick but better

suck my shneedlehurfen -

by Zieth February 7, 2019

SHMEEDED

To fall asleep for a short amount of time . Usually less length than a casual nap .

I just shmeeded and I forgot I had to do the dishes before my mom get home .

by SEM-I-AH 🍒 May 8, 2020