Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

No Shmeat

The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat

This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.

by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017

Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart February 1, 2016

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 10, 2008

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox August 21, 2016