shmeg

a cigarette

derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake

"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"

by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019

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shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

by han-meg March 6, 2020

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Shmeda

A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.

Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?

by kkswizz May 13, 2021

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Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

by ofamountain August 23, 2018

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shmerm

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

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