Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

shlongdonkler

Noun- A phallic object, anything that resembles, even remotely, the male member.

(Pointing at plunger) "Hey honey, could you hand me that shlongdonkler, I plugged up the dumpbucket again!"

by b.p.herman October 24, 2013

shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

Shlingdong

A big ol peepee

Hey dude nice shlingdong

by Abdhjsbdhsnshd April 5, 2020

Shalongabong

When you score an absolute screamer goal outside the box

Person 1: Rooney just scored an absolute Shalongabong

Person 2: you're a disgrace...

by Shalongabong March 12, 2022

daddy shlongdon

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.

oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.

by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003