Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

shlouet

A slut/hoe, the hoe is inside slut, s H l O u E t

My ex allison is a shlouet. Alyssa is a shlouet. I can't believe how much giovanna has been a shlouet lately.

by k rah February 18, 2008

Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010

Shlod

Derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a shit lad whilst also sporting a shit lid.

Shlid + Shlad = Shlod.

Two guys in a trebles bar:

Guy 1: Mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

Guy 2: He's got a honking lid as well, shlid.

Guy: 1: That my friend, is what we call a Shlod.

Guy 2: Agreed.

by Johnny Arrow August 15, 2011

splodeydope

A suicide bomber. Frequently seen in conservative blogs.

Now, now, children. Put down those rifles and get back to your splodeydope class...

by Pi Factorial March 22, 2006

Schlodeo

A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.

Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!

Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!

Bro 1: Awesome!

by Agatster February 15, 2009