shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shleet

Used to describe something good, enjoyable, or fun.

“Yo come over, tonight’s gonna be fun af”
“Sounds shleet, I’ll be there soon.”

by PMHS St. Aug FL November 19, 2018

Quantum Slept.

the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.

Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?

phil - It's still Saturday

Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.

by teleshift January 19, 2011

Shlepic

Describes something that exceeds the level of epic

Netflix is Shlepic

by Yabz19 February 1, 2021

Got slept

Getting slept means you or someone else was put to sleep during a fight.

Dawg walked up on me and got slept on my kids.

by Baka World October 6, 2020

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006

schlept

1. (adj.) the state a person is in when they have passed out from having too many chemicals in their brain

I am going to be totally schlept after I take this geeb.

by Trump_is_my_thicc_dad February 6, 2018