shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier.

Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house, and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

by Pepe501 June 12, 2024

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Shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.

In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.

by Pepe501 June 13, 2024

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shitweesel

a homosexual, someone who practices anal sex, penetration of the rear orifice

fuck off you shitweesel... go fuck somebody else up your arse...i'm not homophobic or anything, and i'm trying to see things from your point of view... but i cant stick my head any further up my arse!

by ... November 13, 2003

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