shit on my dick

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

by danika May 13, 2005

No Shit on my Dick

Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."

by LonLonMilk April 7, 2011

shit on my dick

a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.

Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?

by Murphinator May 5, 2008

shit on my dick

A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.

A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.

by Tai P July 6, 2007

are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.

Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"

by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 23, 2005