pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels

Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011

Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

by kreegan July 25, 2011

Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

by Tommonz May 24, 2012

thrill shitting

When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.

" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."

by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017

cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020