Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

Shitake Mushroom Grip by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

shiitake mushroom by KRHimself September 5, 2005

Shitake Mushroom 

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

Shitake Mushroom 

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

Shiitake Mushroom

A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.

That person is a shiitake mushroom

Shiitake Mushroom by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020

shiitake mushroom stamp 

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

shiitake mushroom stamp by Tcwilly July 30, 2022