Shitnanigans

A word to describe a human being’s ridiculous, oft indulged, malfeasant behavior.

Wow, I don’t know if I can take any more of Trevor’s guilt trip shitnanigans

by Peggo my Raggo February 25, 2009

Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.

Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!

by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008

Shitapp

A cell phone application with no search option

Well that's a shitapp, there is no search option

by Shitapp July 2, 2017

Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

shiznapple

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".

Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!

by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008