shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

by JV May 9, 2004

shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009

shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

Shitflickers

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.

“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe”

by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009