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Shitfaced

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.
by K.M.A November 1, 2004
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Shitfaced

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."
by Jalpster January 18, 2018
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shitface

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Man, i'm so shitfaced right now i just drank 14 beers.
by beerman June 4, 2003
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shitfacing

verb: The act of making comments or adding content to your social networking profile while intoxicated.
Man, I'm in so much trouble with my boss. I forgot that he friended me last week, and I was shitfacing about how much of a tool he is.
by bstiff February 23, 2009
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shitface

Someones face who you can't bare to look at. Reminding you of shit.
"Have seen Miley Cyrus' new music video?"
"Please, like I spend my time watching shitfaces like that."
by agentmob007 November 5, 2009
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 17, 2010
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shitface

Mom: "Did you have a good time at shitface's house, Jimmy Jr.?"
Son: "Fuck yes mother!"
by Chigga whit sungrasses June 25, 2003
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