Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

shitcan mcgann

The words i use when i can't think of what I wanted to type into a search engine.

*clicks in search field

*types "shitcan mcgann"

*clicks search button

Your search - "shitcan mcgann" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.

by infiniti July 5, 2006

Shitcan McGillicuddy

To be fired or dismissed or to be kicked off a Social Media platform.

The phrase originated on the Opie and Anthony show in an instance of conflict between the then Executive Producer Steve Carlesi and Producer Danny Ross. Also known as the D Ross suspension.

"Looks Like Twitter just gave me the Ol' Shitcan McGillicuddy"

by Big Scots Will August 29, 2022

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

Bricking a shitcan

The act of rendering a commode inoperable simply by defecating, as if one had literally “shit a brick.”

I feel so bad for backing up my parents’ toilet. I want then to know me for my skills other than bricking a shitcan.

by thierrion May 19, 2022