shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010

Zigger Shitburst

How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.

Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

ShitBubble

When gas combines with a steaming shit on its way of of the rectum it creates a bubble that looks like someone blowing a bubble with chewing gum.

while cleaning the litter box you notice what looks like a balloon sticking out of the side of a shit

( ShitBubble )

by DerwoodBones November 22, 2010

Shitburger

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.

Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.

by Dilles October 15, 2004

flipped a shitburger

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shitbubble

A tough situation you do not want to be in though its neccesary for the time being for whatever reason and can be avoided but if avoided the situation may get tougher than it is but only for a certain amount of time

Man 1- I hate working at Mcdonalds but I have to work here until I get something better. I would quit, but I need money until i can find something better.

Man 2- You are in a shitbubble bruh.

by The Kushicles March 14, 2014

Shiturbate

Beating your meat and taking a crap at the same time. The most efficient thing to do after a long day.

Bro I was so tired after practice, I Shiturbated before I took a nap.

by fat stinker May 3, 2022