The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
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How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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i dropped my phone, shitdump!
this place is a mess, why do i live in a shitdump!?
i dropped my phone, shitdump!
this place is a mess, why do i live in a shitdump!?
by shitdump123 May 21, 2018
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"Look at that asshole just bumbling around like a fool!"
"Yeah he makes the job harder for everyone, that useless shitpump!"
"Yeah he makes the job harder for everyone, that useless shitpump!"
by Jerky Nutbag December 4, 2020
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1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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