Shitbin

A hairy, gorilla like man who shits in his kitchen bin despite his toilet being merely a metre away.

Chris Barnes is a real, fucking shitbin.

by Sick tits February 13, 2014

Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shitbaby

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your butt experiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.

UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!

by Yabigdumi May 18, 2006

Shitibility

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.

Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.

by muttmutt June 20, 2011

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

by BillR June 8, 2003

Shitlib

Someone who identifies as progressive and parrots meaningless and inconsequential identity politics, but is economically very firmly right wing. Shitlibs believe that the mainstream media is infallible, that large internet corporations shouldn't be subject to any restrictions by the government, that putting issues like labor rights, the cost of living, and healthcare over racism and sexism in terms of priorities is dangerous, that Joe Biden is beneficial to the working classes, and that the American democratic party is a beacon of goodness and morality. If you point out that none of those views are progressive, left wing, or just plain true in any way, shitlibs will tell you that you're a right winger and/or a Russian agent. Shitlibs are essentially exceptionally committed neolibs.

A shitlib is basically a conservative who likes dressing up his/her/their conservative politics with nonsensical liberal-sounding buzzwords.

by RandomAnonymouseUD February 17, 2023

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

by youlazyass December 6, 2009