shilbert

a person who takes part or does something utterly stupid see dilbert

" Omg. You're such a shilbert."

by LolitaBugg August 31, 2005

shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

ShitBerry

Slang term for a shit BlackBerry phone.
Usually used when it is broken or frozen for expressing annoyance

Person 1: I hate my ShitBerry so much

by The WordFather November 12, 2012

Shitberry

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.

"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."

by Chilly Beef February 9, 2022

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020

shibert

A literary word that can be used both in formal or informal conversations when complaining, criticizing, complementing, describing...etc.

Note: could be an adjective, adverb, verb, noun, conjunction...everything.

Your friend: My mom just died yesterday
You: Shibert
The Shibertly book
Stop shiberting
Come Shibert with me

by Genius Penguin March 3, 2021

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009