Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

Rip-shit

Rip-shit, rip shit, or ripshit. Not ripped shit, ripshits, or ripping shits.

Someone who is (or more commonly, who will be) super mad, to the point of getting belligerent. So pissed off, that they will "rip" some "shit" up in an angry rage.

Oh no! I took my dad's 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out for a joyride and crashed it! He's gonna be so rip-shit when he finds out.

You crashed my 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix!? I am fucking ripshit right now.

by Benevolent Cuntenstein April 4, 2024

Rip shit

Very angry

The snow plow blocked me in after I had just dug myself out and I was rip shit.

by Lonemalt March 15, 2023

Shit Rip

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.

Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

Rips Shit

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

by Cloud Sungay January 22, 2019

Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023

Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed

Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!

by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020