shit bag

A bag full of shit

Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...

Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them

by TWONY WITH A T, YOU COCKFACE March 2, 2003

Shit bag

When you throw a bag of steaming hot shit at your fucking bitchy Karen neighbor

Karen-I'm calling the police
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog

You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore

by Y0ungDaggerDick September 11, 2020

shit bag

Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist

My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)

by PiffChuck May 30, 2003

drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!

I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!

by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004

Shit Bag Beatdown

After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.

The Hot-Carl wasn't enough for Lisa, so I gave her the Shit Bag Beatdown.

by Timothy Francis September 16, 2005

shit bagged

shit in a bag and squash it in someones face

dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed

by scamlamb January 3, 2011

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018