Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.

There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!

by manzo porelli April 24, 2018

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Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shitcom Syndrome

Much like stockholm syndrome (where kidnap victims feel loyal to their abductors), SHITCOM SYNDROME happens when a bad sitcom is thrust upon the viewing public so much it ends up being very popular, battering them into submission until it is named 'The Nation's No. 1 comedy show'

Two and a Half men - broadcast in many countries more than 3 times a week - we don't have a chance!!

'Man, I think I've got Shitcom Syndrome, I laughed at Two and Half Men last night'

'Oh my God, flagellate yourself with the Tv guide quick!'

by 10B-D December 23, 2009

shitcool

super fucking badass.

transcends the meaning behind the words "shit" and "cool" on their own.

Iron Man is the shitcool version of Batman.

You wish you were as shitcool as iTunz.

by PrepslutBallerbitchbiJankajank May 14, 2013

Shitcoin

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam

My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.

by Bridddcoin August 12, 2017