Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

t-shirts

Something UrbanDictionary.com is selling now to increase popularity amonst teenagers who see their friends wearing the said shirts.

Can these so called 'shirts' be aquired from out of America?

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

shirts

Codename for heroin, usually used in code when trading and sell/buying.

Guy A "You got the shirts?"
Guy B "Ya, You got the money?"

by jlsvnhuscndskgcvrs September 10, 2006

Clown Shirts

With the resurgence of rightwing authoritarianism in the United States, frequently referred to as "Trumpism", and whose supporters were often known as "Trumpers", from whom a network of violent and treasonous individuals began forming sub-groups who began to coalesce into a paramilitary organization (or loosely affiliated organizations with ties to one another) known to the rest of civilized society as the "Clown Shirts".

Etymologically, and philosophically, linked to the SA or "Sturmabteilung" in German who were themselves the fascist paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party who were colloquially known as the "Brown Shirts".

"I drove past that DeSantis rally last week and saw a bunch of Swastikas and rebel flags being waved around in the crowd. The scariest part was the middle aged, over weight, mouth breathing incels with guns. Man, that place was crawling with Clown Shirts!"

by Dirty Shame February 3, 2022

Shirts

Those long sleeved, most likely striped of some color with white, with at least one button open to expose what little chest hair a college man has, goes out to the club with the rest of his shirt buddies to pick up women. Or as we refer to them, Skanks. Shirts and skanks, a perfect match. Self explanatory, if you go out to the clubs now a days, you will know exactly what im talking about. Its packed with shirts. ANd they're mostly likely douche bags, but after all, they're only really here to get into one low self esteem woman's pants

"look at those shirts playing bags in lincoln park. Fucking douchebags."

by .Luna Maide February 26, 2009

Shirsty

Thirst caused from a bowel movement.

John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.

by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Dirty Shirty

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.

I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.

by AlBlank August 21, 2006