Shirk-life balance

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.

'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.

by OGH Savage November 17, 2022

Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 3, 2009

Circle-shirk

When each member of a group individually avoids responsibility for something, leading to a communal dereliction of that responsibility.

"The guys all used the hot-tub, but they circle-shirked so no one turned it off."

by MattyDaddyOhNo September 25, 2022

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

Ms.Shirk

She is the best theater arts teacher and the best chorus teacher in North Carolina she love her students you are stuck with her till she dies and she prefer to be called momma shirk

Ms shirk can i got to to the bathroom
Idk can you
Ms.shirk your the best teacher ever
Ms.shirk is the best theater arts teacher and chorus teacher ever

by Bfg11 May 16, 2019

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020