Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 3, 2009

Circle-shirk

When each member of a group individually avoids responsibility for something, leading to a communal dereliction of that responsibility.

"The guys all used the hot-tub, but they circle-shirked so no one turned it off."

by MattyDaddyOhNo September 25, 2022

Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.

Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?

by yabig March 2, 2020

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Shirk

A person who jerks off at work.

Instead of working, Vadim and Jasmine shirked together at work.

by Shirker9000 December 18, 2023