The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.
In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.
The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.
The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.
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Person 1:"Jesus Christ, please stop with the Shirts Combo! Do you need this handicap?!"
Person 2:"Holy Shit, I'm so awesome at this game! I'm totally gonna sleep with your girlfriend!!"
Person 1:"...What?"
Person 2:"Holy Shit, I'm so awesome at this game! I'm totally gonna sleep with your girlfriend!!"
Person 1:"...What?"
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She's a virgin and kind of flat chested, so I used Shirikoki with her, she does have a fantastic big butt after all.
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Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "
Zach- Not paying attention.
Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "
Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "
Zach- Not paying attention.
Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "
Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "
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Get the mugs & shirts mug.The name Shirsha means a girl who stays at top .
Little hot-tempered and stubborn but creative,helpful and friendly.
Little hot-tempered and stubborn but creative,helpful and friendly.
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