shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Oboro Shirakumo

dead cloud man

oboro Shirakumo is hot

by shiro. February 13, 2022

dope shitaki

used to describe something or someone who is brilliantly amazing and unbelievably brilliant

person 1 : i ordered the lager and am underwhelmed

Person 2 : well i ordered the IPA friend of mine And It is some dope shitaki , Booom

by Braam May 14, 2017

shirali

Born sweetheart

She is a Shirali by nature

by Chinuda November 23, 2021

shirakawa

One who has sex with many random people.

That girl is a real Shirakawa - she slept with 5 different guys this week.

by Amy Dickins May 17, 2007

Shitaki Mushroom

It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.

Ooo sssssshitaki mushroom

by Lele_742 December 13, 2016

Holy Shitakii Batman

The more polite, reference using version of "Holy Shit." Rather than Holy Shit, it uses Holy Shitakii Batman, Shitakii an asian mushroom, Batman, a widely-popular DC Comics character.

Holy Shitakii Batman, I think I just shat my pants.

by Awkward Strider January 22, 2013