When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.
Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.
Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.
-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"
by Informalskin March 14, 2008
To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011
Martin: You think you're a badman but I could take you!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!
by St. Nicholas's Present Bag November 27, 2010
by rswa September 24, 2007
Jen: Wow Hannah, I like your shirt! What does it say?
Jen touches the shirt's text
Hannah: Jen get your hands off my shirt! You just shinked me!
Jen touches the shirt's text
Hannah: Jen get your hands off my shirt! You just shinked me!
by Dona T. Reid February 08, 2008
by J1600 May 01, 2010
shinks me it dey
yu geh de shinks yet boy?
person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na
yu geh de shinks yet boy?
person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na
by bahh April 18, 2007