ring sting

the asshole hurting after anal sex

My girlfriend told me she got ring sting the other day after that drink fuelled sex night!

by pallant25 October 22, 2007

ring sting

The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.

Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.

by Alex French November 13, 2003

beijing ring sting

A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...

Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?

Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!

by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

ring sting

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

by HITorDIE June 6, 2007

one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'

by peekle April 30, 2010

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

by anonymous March 27, 2022