bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

Shiggles

Shorter form of replying, for "Shits and Giggles", when asked a question.

Question - Why did he just do that for?
Answer - "For Shiggles"

by F. Abdool October 3, 2007

bored shitless

A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".

I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.

by TrisBored January 6, 2008

Scared Shitless

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

shitless

Adj. Having an absence of faeces in one's colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.

"After hearing what happened to bad little boys at Old English Preparatory Academy, William was scared shitless."

by Carl Willis November 16, 2004

for shiggles

(phrase) Because wynaut.

Bob Saget: "Just for shiggles, before we find out the correct answer, let's find out how many people got this wrong..."

by EqualsPeach July 29, 2016