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shit in one sock

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008
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get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
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One shirt

What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work
Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.
by Wolfpacknz November 12, 2022
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day one shit

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
by Killa-D October 21, 2008
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shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other
when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time
by The Bandit May 4, 2008
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One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
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One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.
"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."
by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022
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