If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
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Get the shit in one sock mug.v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
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Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
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Get the shut up one shit at a time mug.The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
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