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Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.
i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome
by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010
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shelling

Being unreasonable and having random emotional outbursts.
He's tired so he keeps changing plans, he's totally shelling.
by fishsburn August 22, 2019
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shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.
Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.
by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012
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Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009
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Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011
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