Shems

The cutest person in the world. Good friend and good lover.

She is as good as shems

by Heheni November 20, 2021

Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

by xavier July 30, 2003

Shem

Jewish slang for someone who isn’t that smart or bright. Someone lacking intelligence or common sense.

Gabby did something stupid, again.
What did you expect? You know she’s shem.

by Lenynuts December 2, 2019

shem

equivilent to any term used to define anyone who dresses, walks, or talks like an asshole. examples include "tool", "herb", "douche", or "fag"

"brah I totally nailed this slut last night, and I drank like a beer and a half during."

"dude, you're a fucking shem."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

shem

Sarcastic way to respond to a statement or to express regret at the way a situation turned out. Essentially "that's a shame" with an added sense of arrogance or lack of regard.

Person 1: "My dog died today"
Person 2: "Shem"

Person 1: "Oh no, I can't find my wallet"
Person 2: "What a shem"

by Marco Pierre August 23, 2012

shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male

This party is a shem fest, let's bail.

by P.A. January 23, 2005

shem

the combination of a "she" and a "him", someone that you cannot tell what sex they are

Look at that shem over there dancing.

by April Keeping January 25, 2004