cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.

Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.

by Sinful December 17, 2006

Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus

"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"

by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010

hanging shelves

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities

My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"

by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.

Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.

by ThatJO February 2, 2018

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords

My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!

by htownbound November 7, 2013